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Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

&

All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam

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Sadia
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Bisma
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Afiya
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Nadia.
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Asima
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Enjoy Kro

Ma Aaj SE

"Tableeghi Jamat"

K SAth Ja Raha Hon

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

School me master

School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.

doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy

Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->

''Duniya Se Jo Dare

''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo

Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,

Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,

Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->

in ghajini if amir

In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..

How ? ? ?

Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D

BOY:

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya

GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .

ALLAH Bachaye !

ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se

Consequences in Aerica...

Consequences in
Aerica...

A girl rushed over to her
husband..

Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!

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