Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
  

Jun, 03 2015     183 chars (2 sms)     15072 views       Funny

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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
The Two

Dangerous

Weapons In The World

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
RealiTy
if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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www.rabba chukk lay.com
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->


An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P