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Jun, 03 2015     183 chars (2 sms)     13942 views       Funny

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Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai












Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''
()()
('';'')

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

www.smsxone.com Likhne Ka
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye


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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Achon Se Zyada
Tum Achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PAPPU"

Sharm Karo
Abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?






Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!