English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack... The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD, The Ugliest Is Called SWANN, The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR, The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON, The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON, The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT. But They Got One Right : The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
