Tab tak pyar se

Tab tak pyar se
Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare
  

May, 24 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2128 views       Funny

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Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Aap chlormint kyu khate hai?


Mujhe pta he,
kyuki
5star
munch
cadbury
nestle
ye sab
0.50 paise ki nhi aati.
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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Bas khush Anything for you.
2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..

Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??


Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?



PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli




agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,

aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,

kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D