aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon

aaj kal bohat khubsorat ho rahi hon

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     1959 views       Funny

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Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai


Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Catch her by her waist


Bring her home


Keep your hand on her neck


Put your lips on her lips




And have a nice .....






Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
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Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->


(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)