you are my friend

you are my friend
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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Bas khush Anything for you.
  

May, 18 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1923 views       Funny

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shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,




Dono bhai mush and bush
New Style Of Proposing:

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age.
Sooo Sweet.
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .

Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .

Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab reward him Mercedez
Few days Later Arab again needed the blood, MEmon donates
again.
Arab sent him "Till ke laddoo"
Memon asked why not new Mercedez?
Arab replied : Ab mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->
When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
Is SMS ko bht

Sumbhal k rakhna

Ye mamoli SMS nahi

Ye kemti SMS hy


Inbox me rakhna


Ye SMS


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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
























Because it was dead. . . ;->


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….