GirlFriends r Appetizers.... Taste Gud Any

GirlFriends r Appetizers.... Taste Gud Any
GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

Wives r Maggie....

Eaten When There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->
  

May, 20 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     1932 views       Funny

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