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May, 24 2010
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jawani aur barhapa
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Mango Orange Banana Grapes
Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
&
Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
A man in Hell asked Devil:
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
... Money Talks ...
... Money Talks ...
I Don''t Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Be''-sharm Be-haya Be-waqoof Na-maqool Na-aehel
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay
Hain wo log
Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
Masha Allah
Masha Allah
Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n
Ya Allah
Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???
Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
GaaNa ayE yA Na AYE gana chahiay,
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Hmara msG aye yA Na AyE Tumhaien bhi to Krna Chahiay..
apne sasur ka dulaar
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
Akbar:Anarkali tjhe kya chahye
"Taj"ya"Takht"?
Anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht
mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye
Talk shak ka :-)
: Nothing ka kiya matlb hai
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
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