Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
  

May, 14 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     2690 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei


Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!

O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
















Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now

U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
According 2 the latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight


EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...
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SMS MEI KUCH NAHI LIKHA K AP KO PARHNA PRAREGA...;->
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
Most Successful
Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...






































"Yet To Be Seen"
Aoouchhh movement;)
When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth...
And my nose hit the mirror
Aoouuchhh;)


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???

Doosrey dost ne kaha

Larka Maamu ban jata hy

Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.