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May, 14 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3265 views       Funny

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''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:


yajuj majuj? yes sir!


bhot?yes sir!


drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G




button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)


The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main

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Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,


MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)
Zara socho yar SMS
receive karne ke
paise lagte to kya
hota?
.
.
Kuchh log MERE
MURDER KA PLAN bana
chuke hote!