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Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
  
May, 14 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3374 views       Funny

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ap nay pichlay sal eid par
Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->
paheli of the day

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
I May Walk Slowly..
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
Why Did The Statue
Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!
How amazing!!
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
eeb hain.>
4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''
mumbai attacks kay b


Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF

PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
Just Say 3 Wordz
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
masoom mohabbat ka

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Boy: BUS aur LADKI
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!

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