Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
  

May, 14 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3125 views       Funny

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chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
jis ko main nay dil deya hai eoh deli chali gaye gis ko jan di woh japun chali gay
soch k kudh kushi ker lo suech main hath deya to bati chali gaye.
Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!

Should Be Buried or Cremated.?

Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.

Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->


An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s
Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte

Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte

Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain

Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
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Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->