Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100%
Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
  

May, 14 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3455 views       Funny

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2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....


Agar
Is
Waqt

Aap
So
Rahy
Thy

Aur
Mere
Msg
Se

Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.

MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”


Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away


Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
I

Looked




4


U


Up






Down

Left


Right



Here



There



Everywhere


just




2

sprAy








MORTEIN.... ;->