Once Hrithik is trying

Once Hrithik is trying
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"
  

May, 19 2010     330 chars (3 sms)     2399 views       Funny

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Fairy Tales And Sweet Dream Nights

A Kiss To Wipe Away My Tears

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And Then In Love You Set Me Free

I Thank You For Your Tender Care


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I Hope When You Think Of Me

A Part Of You

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Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge



U NEED JOY . . .
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