Once Hrithik is trying

Once Hrithik is trying
Once Hrithik is trying to convince Preity Zinta about his love. She is so adamant that she doesn''t care... Finally, Hrithik gets a fan and starts and confesses his love... Preity Zinta is convinced and happy!

Batao kyun???

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Kyunke preity kehti hai... "Is baat ko agar tum zara ghuma phira ke kehte, to achha hota!"
  

May, 19 2010     330 chars (3 sms)     2550 views       Funny

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|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Khoobsurat


6 inch Lamba


Bohat Mota


Gool Kinaray


Kala


Har LArki Ki Pasand !

NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,


Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Boys Philosphy . . .

Shaadi Aise Ghar Main Ho

Jahan Sasur Maaldar Ho

Aur Saas Beemaar Ho

Biwi Kaisi Bhi Chale Gi

Par Saaliya''n d Chaar Ho . . . ;->
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...


Kisi ko"ISHQ"ki tarap maar deti hai,

Kisi ko"PYAR"ki gehrai maar deti hai,

Jo is se bach jaye, use "Pakistan ki Loadsheding" mar deti hai. . . ;->