Teacher: "

Teacher: "
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
  

May, 17 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3448 views       Funny

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AB KHUSH???

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TOM and JERRY starts !!''

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well, just sitting like you....

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listen, i have to call u back.
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To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
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Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

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15-08-1947











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