Teacher: "

Teacher: "
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
  

May, 17 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2345 views       Funny

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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean


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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)