Teacher: "

Teacher: "
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
  

May, 17 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3299 views       Funny

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After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
.
.
.
Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola


LIGHT AARAHI HAI?

Nurse: No




Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit








































PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ? -
_.-"-._
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

(SMILE PLZ)
What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"