Teacher: "

Teacher: "
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
  

May, 17 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2390 views       Funny

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AIK BAAT BATAO



PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''
''Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.''
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking
But
A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS
r CLOSED .... ;->