hum kabhi aap se kha

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

  

May, 06 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2953 views       Funny

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iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





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If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

































You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?


Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill



So, Please Dont Look At Me



I Dont Wanna See You Die
JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!