hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

May, 06 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2914 views Funny

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Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Life Means ENJOY ,

Life Means ENJOY ,

ENJOY means Mobile ,

Mobile Means SmS,

SmS mEans ...

"salla muft da syapaa"

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

bikari : 50 paise de

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

aaj meineiy faisla

aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,

issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.

WiFe:

WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .

That too with gas kit...!!!''

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof

Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko

Ek din Tarzan janwaro ko
unki Zaat bata raha tha,
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALIK
Gadha-PATHAN
Gadha chilla k bola"
Bhai me ghada he thek hon:-)

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

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