wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????

wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
  

May, 18 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2009 views       Funny

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