Marriage Is When

Marriage Is When
Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2503 views       Funny

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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college


Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...
jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..

Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..

PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..

KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..

Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!