If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3041 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe



FARAZ!!


Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry line.
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker


It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..