If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3708 views       Funny

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Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?



2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is Mein se 1 Mising Hai?


2 dafa kyun parh rahay ho
Sharam ka maqam hai
ABCD Mein ''1''
Kahan Ata Hai?
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!









Kya Sms?






Nahi jee!















NEWSPAPER..
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Rules 4 board exam:
Har sawal ka dat kar larna, lekhne me kami mat karna, mouka milay to peeche be dekhna. or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"