If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3556 views       Funny

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I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
Difference Between Pati & Gadha.

ANS:Pati Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,

But Gadha Itna B Gadha Nahi K Pati Bane!!
Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.
Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?



Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO



SOCHO


KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN


But….


Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay


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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)