If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3388 views       Funny

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mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya


Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)


CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this


Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!