If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2649 views       Funny

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Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security


To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"



I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
45 Saal ka aadmi Larki
dekhne gaya
Larki ki maa be-hosh ho
gai

Jab hosh aaya
Tou waja poochi !!

Tou Maa boli 25 saal
pehle Ye mujhy bhi
dekhny aaya tha ... ;->
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.

Musharaf:Mubarak howe.

Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.

Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai


Bachon ki NAHI.
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha


Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->