If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

If Any Fat Girl Cross U...
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
  

May, 17 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2822 views       Funny

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
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S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->