Remeber

Remeber
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     1993 views       Funny

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''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai...

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jese aandhi main shoper atay hain..''
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE

Your NAME

Yur FAME

Your PERSONALITY


Your THOUGHTS

Your VIEWS

But Keep In Mind

April Fool Comes Once A Year

Congratulations

Its Ur Day ;->
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP AATe ho
Phool Gir JATe hAin
JAb AAP JATe ho

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AnDhe ho..!

zArA DheyAn se chAlA kAro GAMlon se Q TAkrATe ho.. :->


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"


Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For


3 seconds Think Of Me



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Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
321 Arab..

25 Crore..

35 Lakh..

51 Thousand..

2 Rs Only../

YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..

KEEP MESSAGING.../;->