im willing to a

im willing to a


I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


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B u T ...



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N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2340 views       Funny

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Fathers day..!!
coz..
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99% Sound and 1% Advice….
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ye hai wayla Msg
enjoy it :) ''
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
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always start to study late for “Exams”.
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Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
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All Cheques ... ;->
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