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It''s the sweetest
It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se
Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.
Have You Ever
Have You Ever
Rearrange the Letters ...
" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "
It Would Come As
" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :d
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
Question: why did GOD
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Do You Know
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?
Ans: Cat
Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
5)
6)
7)
Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Jalwa Hy
Kia Style Hy
Aur
Kia Smile Hy
Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy
Aur
Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
''Larkey Wale: ap ki beti kuch ka
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
4 things bOys dO in exam hal
4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D
Q : Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??
Answer :
Mere Pass
Mere Pass
NOKIA Hai Aur Usme
BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
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