im willing to a

im willing to a


I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->
  

May, 06 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2115 views       Funny

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Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
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Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-
1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen Sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.
the day i will die and go out of ur life

then

buy some nice & butiful flowers 4 my grave from the money





u r saving by not sending sms 2 me
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The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
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Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

aNd

fathers are afraid of
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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
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Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

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...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d