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In which case
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
wht did a handosm
wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?
"BhoW bHOw"
Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
y do we have to learn dis?
In maths class
Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.
Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
definition of home
Definition of home:
"Home is the place where u can scratch exactly where it itches" ;-)
btao meri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
Paktel K CEO Ne
Paktel K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agar Tum Meri Larki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
phir Kya Hua?
Paktel Is Now
''ZONG'' ;->
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
teri shakal nazar aati hai
tere khayalo me kho kar
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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion
Q) Aisa kaunsa motion hai jisse insaan badaa uncomfortable ho jaata hai ??
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Naa.. its not EMOTION
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A) LOOSE MOTION :))
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