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2 gujjar titanic dek
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
and
u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?
Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
WhaT IS Emotion?????
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
Things Wil Change Class Room To Office
Things Wil Change
Class Room To Office
Books TO Files
Jeans To Formal
Pepsi To Juices
Girlfriend To Wife
What Will Never Change Is
DOSTI ? ;->
What Do U Call A
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
i gifted my wife a diamond necklace
Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
log kehte hain k badam pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
Always listen to your wife
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
What is the difference
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?
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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
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Pathan namaz parhnay gya
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Advantages Ov Load Shedding :
Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...
A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->
ek aadmi raat ko 3 b
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
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