I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)