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Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
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Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
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PPP New Slogen
PPP New Slogen
Roti
KaprA
Na
Makaan
Mang
Raha Hai Lite Insan
[~!~] a m Y
Men are like small
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Agar dantttooon k Doctor
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?
Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "
FILM;
"Destroy Pakistan "
Hero:
President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf
Herion:
Condlisa Rise
Villan:
Osama bin laden
Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan
Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim
Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king
Comedien:
sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor:
Hamiid Karzai,
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
Why are the Egyptian
Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...
SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :
"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.
But
I can''t be with u always.
So
plz,Take Care of yourself
when
U jump from 1 tree 2another.
What Do U Call
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
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