Priety apne

Priety apne
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
  

May, 19 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2150 views       Funny

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Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !


Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?


Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''










Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE