Why Can A Man Not Be

Why Can A Man Not Be
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2042 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS:

Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
The Thing Which We Come To Know After Watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P
Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Bari Mushkil Se

Hum Aap K Liye

Aasmaan Se Taare Torne Gaye

But

Wahan Ja Ker Yaad Aaya

k

Shopping Bag

to

Ghar Bhool Gaye
''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z





"Soda Water" ;->
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"

He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->