JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO

JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???

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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)

May, 20 2010 126 chars (1 sms) 3402 views Funny

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The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

teacher btaen khush

Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->

Sardar Apni Girl friend

Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

Getting married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI

UMER GUZAR CHUKI

HAI PLZ !!!

TRY AGAIN...>>>>

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,F

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''

Find ur Japanese Name:

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)

Is sard mosam me tumhara sath ho

Is sard mosam me
tumhara sath ho

Garm bister me kambal orhe tum milo!

Mere hont tumhe chune ko tarsen

Kash esa kabi ehsas ho!

I LOVE U

"TAPAL CHAYE"

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole

Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

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JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO

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