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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
  

May, 18 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     3385 views       Funny

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Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..




Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..



Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.
I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!


Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:





" Main bohat khush hun that both are






"Sports MAN:-D"
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?


A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy

Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,

aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
what does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???










Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->