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Height Of Facilities..
Height Of Facilities..
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
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May, 18 2010
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Height Of Common Sense
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha
Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha
Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha
Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha
Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha
Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha
Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha
Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha
Aur
Aur
Aur
T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
?
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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
There Are 3 Kinds Of Men
There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...
1 - Young
2 - Old
And
3 - Middle Aged ... ;->
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.
Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,
"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,
Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Lagey raho...
Lagey raho...
Lagey raho...
main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''
/ Height Of Job Frustration //
// Height Of
Job Frustration //
A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
1 pathan
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
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Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.
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