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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
  

May, 18 2010     105 chars (1 sms)     3358 views       Funny

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Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One Work Better?
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .


Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!



Eating Sugar ... ?



Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D
A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
I met money one day. I said, ''''You are just a piece of paper.''''
Money smiled and said, ''''Of course I''m a piece of paper, but I haven''t seen a dustbin yet, in my life'''' ;->
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"

Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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7)



Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls

I''m worried kya hoa

Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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