A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

May, 24 2010 274 chars (2 sms) 2255 views Funny

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Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:

5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)

''4u5 n2v n22 80v

''4u5 n2v n22 80v 3vn 2w 2v8n 92v8n 10u me 7km /......./ o/o/o/o/ nahi smajh // kio bat nahi aagay sand krdo qk tension lena ka nahi denay ka.,./ (no) ;''{morr}/ .,/.,(love).,/''

Pride, Attitude And

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni

Q: Aik Over Mein Kitni Balls Phenki Jaati HaiN?
Kya Kaha..6?
Sorry Aik Over Mein Aik He Ball 6
Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Aaye Baray Cricket k Shoqeen ;->

kya meri nak tedi hai.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

''Khush to bahot hoge

''Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?''

If You Tried Your Best

If You Tried Your Best

And

You Failed

The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->

what is the fullfor

What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->

ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai

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