A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
