A Sardarji goes

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

May, 24 2010 274 chars (2 sms) 3803 views Funny

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ek din milla wo mujh

Ek din milla wo mujh say,

Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....

Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?

Jhuka ke palkain ,

Chupa ke chehra ,

Laga wo kehnay ,

Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->

AgAr iNsAn K

AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe

Not every flower

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Ankhon se,

Aankhon he Ankhon main,

Kaha..

"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D

Girlfriend Chahey

Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;-

Wo Dekho!

Wo Dekho!

Ammi.

Abbu.

Bhaiya.

Baji.

Jaldi Aao.

Amazing...!

Us

Gher

Mein

Light Hai ;->/

Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar

Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai

Tera Humsafar

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Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

By LAUGHING. . .

How. . . ? ? ?

B''coz

''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->

Sardar apne ghar walon

Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

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