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Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).

Client congrats you have been successful.

Nov, 14 2013 114 chars (1 sms) 2406 views Funny

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Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

''jee kia chaheyeh

''jee kia chaheyeh

haan kia chaheyeh???

msg parhna hai?

ULLU K PATHAY YEH KIA KER RAHE hoo

yeh mesg hee tu hai''

A Robber,

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->

Heer ranjhey sey: "

Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

Qayamat k 4 sign

Qayamat k 4 signs

1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae

2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi

3-Zalzalay aein gae

4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .

That too with gas kit...!!!''

Ye Keh Ker FARAZ

Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....

In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

In a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"I kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

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