Teacher to student:

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

May, 21 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2316 views Funny

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Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

My Thumb Never Pains

My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->

You r a DOG

You r a DOG

KyuN Bura Laga Na?

Par Bura Mat Mano

DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls

type password

type password

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SORRY
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AAP KI PYAR KARNE KI

UMER GUZAR CHUKI

HAI PLZ !!!

TRY AGAIN...>>>>

What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

a girl asks her mom

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?

Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...

ek din me uske sath

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->

successful mission

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MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal

Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal

Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha

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