A young frog goes 2

A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

May, 21 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 2138 views Funny

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Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

Sardar 2 his wife

Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai:

Wife Running After

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Hum jeete EK bar hai,

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

wAh wAh . . .

Aathma Chor Gayi Sharir Purana

Didi Tera Devar Dewana
Didi Tera Devar Dewana ;->

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS

Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->

aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen

aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,

yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei

Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..

Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.

''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely

''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''

Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha

Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha

To

To

Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !

Wo kOn c Movie Hai

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->

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A young frog goes 2

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