funny but true

funny but true


FuNnY bUt TrUe


A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
  

May, 05 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2774 views       Funny

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Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka remote hai.
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.

Women Can Cry . . .

They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .

And

They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V

How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???

Think?


Think?


Think?




Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .
Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

Memon
Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)