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FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
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May, 05 2010
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Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
Scientists all over
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
LECTURER:
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Baba Saxi
Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.
Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.
1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.
2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...
Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)
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?
Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
A Girl Speaks To A Boy
GIRL : O BHAIJAAN
Please.....
BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..
Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Andaaz Hy
Kia Jalwa Hy
Kia Style Hy
Aur
Kia Smile Hy
Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy
Aur
Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless
a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady
Woh aayi muskuraee,
Woh aayi muskuraee,
usne kaha,humne suna,
woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,
bas keh hi diya...
"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
ApuN Ko FAQEER
ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,
Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,
Bat to Ek he hy
{WESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->
Hav U evr noticed
Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!
I am not decent
No
I
am
not
decent
I
am
not
good
I
am
Stupid
I
am
Mental
I
am
Idiot
Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->
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