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FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

May, 05 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2554 views Funny

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Sweet But Not Honey

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine

Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->

Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum

Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->

.*""* . * ""*. "* Dil ki *" *Gehrayon* "*. se .*"

.*""* . * ""*.
"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
"*. se .*"
"*..*"
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Fitay moo!
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us ka jo apka
Bura chahy.

2009 Is Coming

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Sab Kaho Aameen

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

What Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???

Think

Welll

It Willl

“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Teacher To Student -

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

"Aham Ellaan"

"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,

jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey

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