funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

May, 05 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2417 views Funny

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Peak Freans sooper''

Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,

Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''

the most rommantic c

The most rommantic country of the world..?

guess!

O yes! pakistan u know y?

har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)

LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Pathan BhaI sE kisi

Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi

"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->

nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :)
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Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Q: What Is The Defnition of Globalisation..........????

Ans: Princess Diana''s Death-

Shocked .....

Why

Lemme Explain.....!!!

"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven by a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed by ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated by an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

My eyes: Miss u

My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U

I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko

Utray ga FARAZ...

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->

If Somebody Comes &

If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.

Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

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