bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,

bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     253 chars (2 sms)     2088 views       Funny

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
Height of Confidence

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break infornt of a Bus
& Shouts at the bus Driver
"Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili"?
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :


Send Me Mesg On These Time



Morning

6am To 12pm

Noon

12pm To 4pm

Evening

4pm To 8pm

Night

8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",



Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."



Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"
Mai Woh Nhi k ShaaDi Ho Aur BadaL Gaya,

MeRa WoHi MizaaJ Wohi Zauq Hoga,

ShaaDi Se PehLe Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hai,

ShaaDi k Baad Bhi Mjhe ShaaDi Ka ShaUq Hoga
Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
agar app Pakistan k Prime Minister ban jayein to pata hai kya hoga,


1- App k daur mein Pakistan ka Naam Kanjoosstan
2- Sirf Imdad aaye ghee
3- fauj India sey Hathyar ley kar Istimal karey ghee
4- Milkman dhood mein pani naheen Pani mein dhood milayein ghey
5- aakhir mein aap kee ankh khul jaye ghee aur khwab toot jayein ghey
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->