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bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
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bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
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May, 13 2010
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Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview
Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?
Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle
Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO
Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO
Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO
AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,
1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.
a day will come
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Your NAME
Yur FAME
Your PERSONALITY
Your THOUGHTS
Your VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its Ur Day ;->
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,
Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?
Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
Aaj Mere Paas
Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai
Number Hai
Battery Hai
Balance Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko,
School Life Is RELIANCE
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''
College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''
Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
ao chupan chupai khelty hen
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane
Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey
Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
Sehwag Was Bowling
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"
Q ???
Umpire Beimaan Tha ???
No ...
Socho...
Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
YeH arZoO hAi mErI
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
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