Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here