1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
  

May, 13 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2318 views       Funny

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Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
Height of laziness-

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STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya

moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??





Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)


Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through All The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?






Simple
Janix


Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->