1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..

May, 13 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2551 views Funny

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Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,

Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,

Ek Din Aaega!

Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:

"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->

pathan in crore pati

Pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

They Say

They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy

Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends

If They Seem Normal ,

You Are This One .... ;->

''*I *Miss *You

''*I
*Miss
*You

Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain

Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain

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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''

Teacher: "pappu ne

Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...

Late Bed Wakings,

Late Bed Wakings,

Slight Breakfasts,

Bus stand figures,

Foot Board Travels,

Late Attendance,

Long intervals,

Sharing Canteen Foods,

Many Proposals,

Mobiles in Silent mode,

Late night Chats,

Some misunderstandings,

Correcting Friends,

For exams micro slips,

Struggle for marks,

Prestige in arrears,

Mass Bunk,

Saturday Date,

Enjoying Arguments,

Freshers with fear.

Farewell with tears.

''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...

ORKUT BETA . . . ;->

kis kadar khub hai d

Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

agr english movies p

Agr English Movies Pakistani Produce krtae to un kae nam Khch youn Hotae

1. Cliff Hanger: Latak''''da Gujjar

2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar

3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar

3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar

4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam

5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar

6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat.. :p ;->

Dear customer! You

Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..

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