marriage is like a public toilet

marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
  

May, 05 2010     139 chars (1 sms)     2416 views       Funny

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Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".
MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,

MaiNe FursAt mE kAbi Khud sE LAgAyA thA UsAy

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ItZ
My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...


Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....


sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?


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2400 km away from home...!
What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

































You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->


1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''


Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)