3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

May, 18 2010 257 chars (2 sms) 1849 views Funny

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"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"

"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"

"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"

"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->

teacher to student

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->

A MQM boy & MMA

A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....

ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...

Wah wah...

Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...

Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->

Khuda kare k ye

Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.

Pathan Namaz Parh

Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

Chan Chandni rat meharma

Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..

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LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....

RehMan MaLik Ne

RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.

B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":

WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

karachi k halat

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

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