A beautiful dress is of no use

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

May, 13 2010 103 chars (1 sms) 3714 views Funny

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Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->

Ek calculator dusre

Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

aaj raat chandani hai,

aaj raat chandani hai,

kal raat b shayad ho

child in washroom

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

Few Sweetest kisses...

Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....

Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->

agar koi larkee roothi

agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,

par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga

"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"

''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo

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A beautiful dress is of no use

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