IF YOU

IF YOU
IF




YOU





NEED






SPACE








THAN









JOIN










NASA. . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     2385 views       Funny

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Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
''This SMS has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
Are you sure you want to see it?''
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***
i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.


Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
Nahi PLZ



Neechy Mat Jao na



Kuch Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ



Dekho Mat Karo


Maan Jao Na PLZ



Warna



...Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ Mat Jao



Aaah



Dekha



Ho Gaya Na









SMS Khatam...;>

Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..


Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola






"PAKO REY" .. ;)
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample