Love you from the bottom of her heart

Love you from the bottom of her heart
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
  

Sep, 19 2011     159 chars (1 sms)     2870 views       Funny

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I am the Best I Can Prove It .

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I Can Send My Address 2 ur Mobile Can u Send ur Mobile 2 my Address?
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye


Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai


Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye

Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,


Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Good News-

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"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
In A Marriage. . .





One Person Always Wins









And








The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
Ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..



A'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->