Love you from the bottom of her heart

Love you from the bottom of her heart
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
  

Sep, 19 2011     159 chars (1 sms)     2643 views       Funny

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