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How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
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How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????
Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
A sardar asked
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye
1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.
Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se
PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"
1 Andha Police
1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya
Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein
Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .
SONO SUNO BAHI LOGO
SONO
SUNO
BAHI
LOGO
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AaJ
TUM
SAB
SUN
HI
LO
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PLEAS
SUN
LO
YAAR
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MAI
JHANGIR
HUN YAR.....;->
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
ENGINEERING ANTHEM*
Fight fight never surrender,
After may there is december.
Where there is a wil there is a way,
After december there is a may.
doubt by back bencher association
We pronounce
21 as twenty one
31 as thirty one
41 as forty one
51 as fifty one
Y not 11 as onety one...?
A doubt by back bencher association =P ;->
Munna Bhai:
Munna Bhai: Abe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ?
circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
2 Larkin Ful Makeup
2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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