How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming

How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud Looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????





















Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     221 chars (2 sms)     2700 views       Funny

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?



Ghanti Baji




Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya




Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai




HMmm





Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat



"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
Middle age starts
When
You have been warned to slow down,
Not by a motorcycle cop
But
By your doctor ... =P

Hope Samajh Gaye Ho Ge ;->
Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar-Pyar- Pyar

Dekha ?



Kitna
''PYAR''-Bhra
Msg Bheja AapKo!

Kisi 0r Ne Kabi Beja Kya
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.

The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."

The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"

And the man replies, "No, just spots."
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?



Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"
Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless..
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample