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Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
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Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,
Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,
Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
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May, 25 2010
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sms ki barsat karta hai
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
theepa
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????
theepay dy moo waleya
You Can Control
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur
"`Loose Motion`"
800 Kamro ka mahal ho
800 Kamro ka mahal ho
aur motiyon se saja darbar.
Income ho arbo me aur
200 mercedes car.
Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,
Isliye jagna hai bekar,
Soja mere yaar.
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;
Jo i Nhi Light Thi,
Aor
Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,
Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?
1 ladka mujhe 2 bar i love u b
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
The math teacher
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
§ardar Made A Call
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:
"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"
Receptionist:
One Second Sir.
§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
dekhene do apne cher
Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......
Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....
pathan 7 t.v
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
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