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Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

Nov, 14 2013 162 chars (2 sms) 2387 views Funny

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Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

1 chutki NASWAR

1 chutki

NASWAR

ki qemat tum kya jano

Pathan k sr ka taj hoti hai1 chtki

NASWARH

ar pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Difrent green color main dastiab hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Nashe ki shuruat hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Plastic & rubber band ka sath hoti hai1 chtki

NASWAR

Pathan ki pukar

Khane ko tayyarAur kuch nahin bas1 chtki NASWAR ;->

Shakespear said, "

Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In Punjabi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".

wife without makeup

serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi

my name is gujjar

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->

pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

Son:Papa sab log shadi

Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !

Masroofiat ?

Masroofiat ?

Kanjoosi ?

Ghurbat ?

La-Parwahi ?

Narazgi ?

Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?

Mobile Ki Kharabi ?

Alfaz Ki Qillat ?

Nakhre ?

Ya Koi Aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .

Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

A Small Advice.

A Small Advice.

Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

Kash Tum Meri BAKRI Hote,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main. . . ;->

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...

When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..

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