Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
