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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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May, 26 2010
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Ullu
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