Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
  

May, 26 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     3033 views       Funny

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