Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

May, 26 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2611 views Funny

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look outside its sp

Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->

Kisi se nahi kaha teray

Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.

a sweet demand by a kid

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own

Wife Ne Husband Se:

Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

CIA "Officer 2 Bush

CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila

Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,

SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?

Flower dies,

Flower dies,

stories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

dekhene do apne cher

Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......

Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!

Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!

Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.

Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

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