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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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May, 26 2010
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kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? .
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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nahin..???.
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plzz chek it again...!!
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checked..??????
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r u sure..???
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!
hows it..!!
Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
in foreign daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F
Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani Wastey...
Ik Wari Fair Paish Aye..
Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
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.+""+"
WAPDA Walyan Di Maa Di ...
1st Man : Yar Ye
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???
2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!
1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???
2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Just Imagine Life Without Girls: The Result-- Markets Silent
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
The Result--
Markets Silent
Streets Empty
The Police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
No sms
No Flowers
No Valentine''s
No candles
No Perfumes
No travleing
ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
Student To teacher :
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
Agr teen Din TK
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....
Zara ghor frmain...
Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............
"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
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