Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
  

May, 26 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2573 views       Funny

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3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->
Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
Meri Galtion Ko Chuna Kro, Meri Larzishon Ko Gina Kro,
Ye Qadam Qadam Ki Hadod Kya?
Mere Sath Sath Chala Kro! Main Khule Mizaj Ka Shaks Hon,
Muj Se Saaf Saaf Bat Kaha Karo, Ye Mehrbani K Jo Lafz Hain,
Inhe Tum Na Muj Se Kha Karo Kahin Tum Na Ho Jao BE Sakon!
Koi Bad Dua Tumhen Kha Na Le! Ye Jo Khoye Khoye Se Log Hain.
Inhe Dehk Kr Na Hansa Kro Ye Dua Hay Rabb-E-Kareem Se,
Teri Tazgi Ko Khizan Na Ho,
Ye Bahar Tum Se Jala Kre,
Sada Muskurate Raha Karo
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De Ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart







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WRONG CODE!

U have touchd my feet.

Anyway
JEETE RAHO.. :p