Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

May, 26 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 3377 views Funny

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Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah

Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU

KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE

Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->

Chuhaa

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

Free stay Free breakfast

Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY

There is a saying..

There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

bachay k0 ghar se ba

Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?

1 Larki jo Pyar de

1 Larki jo acha khana banaye

1 larki jo paisa kamaye

Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye

Dog1 : Main Is Area

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

Bapu Bola:

Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"

Bolay To

"Sharam aai kya"

safar main neend nahi aati hai

Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

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Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower

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