Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!

Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
  

May, 13 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     2238 views       Funny

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Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?

Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai

Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.


Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
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Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !




sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P