Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge? Student: Shadi. Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge? Student: Dulha. Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge? Student: Dulhan. Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge? Student: Bahu laoon ga. Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain? Student: Pota. Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai? Student: Shadi.."
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
Ek baar ek baccha apne daadiji ke kaan me ek laal mirch daal deta hai. But instead of scolding the child, daadi starts laughing. Bolo why?
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.Mirchi sun.ne waale always khush... (Radio Mirchi 98.3FM)
