U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
