dad son what do y

dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
  

May, 03 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     3409 views       Funny

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Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko






Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize












"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->


Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then


I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.
Wada kro...

Wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy.

Wada kro.

Khushi,

Ghum,

Dukh,

Sukh,

DarD,

Or

Apne mobile ka balance B...!!!

wada???:p


Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->


Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!!
2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy.....
iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Muje kam az kam apse ye umeed na thi apk pait me koi bat nahi ruk sakti kya?apny subko q btaya apki himat kesy hoi k ap sbko ye batao k







"I M SO SWEET"
Height Of Smartness


Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->
True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”