dad son what do y

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

May, 03 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2945 views Funny

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"Tube Light" ;->

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..

ARRAY YAAR ...

ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....

KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *

what brand of tea

what brand of tea do people like the most!!!

Prei-tea!

dil to chahta hy har

DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->

Patient: Doctor, You

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:

"Saboot To Utha Loa"

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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.

Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.

Circuit: Bhai America

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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