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dad son what do y
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dad son what do y
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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agar main tumse juda ho jao
Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?
Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)
~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?
Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa
uFf
Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
main aaj tumhe buhat bara raaz
MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..
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AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA
aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->
''Two goldfish are in
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
ALLAH Bachaye !
ALLAH Bachaye !
Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se
Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se
Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
karachi me 500 grlz
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja
''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?
Meinay kaha
''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
hello all
hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
BOY: Apni beti ki
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
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