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DAFA 302 ke tehet.

Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA
  

May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2086 views       Funny

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SON: Under Water, Dad.
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Reports That ... !!

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Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)