lonG naiLs. . .

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .

Mar, 19 2011 172 chars (2 sms) 2500 views Funny

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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!

fsc aur msc

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
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The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
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studnt:SIR . . . . .

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iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

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lonG naiLs. . .

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