lonG naiLs. . .

lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
  

Mar, 19 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     2346 views       Funny

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''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-
Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth....!!
Who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe



FARAZ!!


Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
mental Hospital ki Opreation Thearter main.
Opretion Thearter........
saman Mojod................
.Doctore mojod.........
..................Nurs Mojod.....
Magar...
Pagal.....
SMS Parny main Masroof ......HAhahahahahahahhaha


2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)