lonG naiLs. . .

lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
  

Mar, 19 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     2689 views       Funny

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Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha





Wrong Number
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main

''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M

Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
ChAk k m0biLe jAd0 MaiN gADdi tE sAwAr hUndA,

T-Shirt pA jAd0 tyAr hUndA,

VeKhdE nE Loki chAdke chUbArE,

KehNdE kAsh eH sAAdi kUrRi dA yAr hUndA.... ;->
InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien





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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->
''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''