lonG naiLs. . .

lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
  

Mar, 19 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     3269 views       Funny

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They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .

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1.I miss u
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So they can laugh
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