lonG naiLs. . .

lonG naiLs. . .
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
  

Mar, 19 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     3509 views       Funny

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Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
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O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,

Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"

Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
Try this....

Go to "Write Messages" in your mobile sms editor...
Activate T9 english dictionary...
Then hide your screen with hand and type...

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Now, remove your hand from the screen and read...
Just try, its very interesting...
Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SARDAR ne SARDAR ko loota
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PARHAI complete karo"''
Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->



sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!