lonG naiLs. . .

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .

Mar, 19 2011 172 chars (2 sms) 3288 views Funny

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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

once a man was smoking in airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
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A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

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chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
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Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

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# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
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Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
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Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,

Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko

Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.

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Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti

wo pagal hy ya nadan
q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi karti... ;->

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''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
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lonG naiLs. . .

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