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the news 14 aug 2020
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the news 14 aug 2020
the news 14 aug 2020
THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020
Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI
President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN
PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA
IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN
MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day
9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS
OSAMA still WANTED
SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH
1$=420Rs
Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs
CNG=3020Rs/kg
Gold=2000000/10g
AATA stolen frm LHR Museum
Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
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tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"
aur
aur
Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
Pathan 100 K Note
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai
Woh maza na BAADSHAHI main hai,
Na Taj main hai,
Na woh Maza puri Dunya k Raj mai hai,
Na woh maza kisi Khazanay main hai,
Jo maza Naak se chohay nikal k Gol Ghumanay main hai.
9876543210
9876543210
Ye
Mera
Naya
Number
Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
JaB Se Tu Nai Mujhay Bakra Bana Raka Hai .......
Churra Her Shakhs Nai BagHal Mai Daba Raka Hai ....
ek boy ro raha tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. .
Ek Admi Bhagtay Huay Ruk Gya. . . .
Kyun?
Kyun K Us Ka Saans Phool Gya Tha,
Nahi Is Liay Ruka,
Q K Uska Ghar Aa Gya Tha..
Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
aliens have contacte
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
I Have A DouBt
I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
janab zardari sb apn
Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab "Gharibon Ka Khaatma" (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..
"Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo:-)
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
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