the news 14 aug 2020

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     491 chars (4 sms)     3030 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages


My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
dekh ker taj mahal, shah jahan k potey boley.
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aaj hamarey b bank balance hotey,

agar dada chichorey na hotey.
Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay
''Khud ko kr kanjoos itna
k har SmS bhejny sy pehly
.
Service center waly call kr k khud poochen
.
Paa g
Pakki gall a
Bhejna ay
k sending fail kariye.:-/
Height Of Diplomacy?


Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her

"how can i remember ur b''day

when u never look an year older.
''1 sharif admi shadi ke bad apni bv se bola:
Ajse tum hi meri zenat ho, izat ho, tamanna ho
Bivi:Mere lye bhi aj se ap hi Mohsin ho,Irfan ho, Zubair ho,Imran ho.''
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P