the news 14 aug 2020

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     491 chars (4 sms)     2157 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?


Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->
Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father
Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah