socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
  

May, 22 2010     227 chars (2 sms)     2727 views       Funny

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Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast

Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable

Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off

Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full

Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
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Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok

Self Ko karo Autolock
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Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola" ;->


Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga






Kyun K




Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...



Ladko Ko Patana...

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Tel Me Wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,

Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
Ek Ghar mai Twins Paida Huye to Saas Ne Kaha :

Mubarik Hoo Bhala Batao ...Hamari Duniya k Halat Daikh kar BAchay Bhi Duniya Mai Akele Ane Se Dartay Hain
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”