socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau

lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau

mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
  

May, 22 2010     227 chars (2 sms)     2767 views       Funny

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Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
Nurse-congrats: Aapke jurwa bete hue hain.....
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha...
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE DUGNA
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???




Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?




I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega



















"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi