3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)