Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
  

May, 17 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     3110 views       Funny

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,





























issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->


Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!
Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??


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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...

LANGRA KUUTA
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month


Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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Socho

Its Simple Yaar


" MAAL GARRI "