Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
  

May, 17 2010     144 chars (1 sms)     2642 views       Funny

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Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???


































Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday


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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,

aur,

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aur,

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aur,

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aur,

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aur,

lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
2 Aadmi Memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->
Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum


Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


Sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo

Wo

Wo

NASWAR ho
Tum ;->
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother

Then

Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"