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MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo. . . . Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->