Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

May, 17 2010 144 chars (1 sms) 2880 views Funny

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Question : What do you call

Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....

miss callen martay h

Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega

Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI

Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI.

BATAO KYUN?...

SOCHO SOCHO……

BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI.

STRANGE NA ..

BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT?

- SOCHO Socho

BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT

JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI.

BALLE – BALLE

Ustad:

Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...

Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->

one day teeth and tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

Remeber

Remeber

No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

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"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->

some beautiful lines

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..

Heigth of fashion

Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

Daddy ye school kia hota hy

Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)

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Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

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