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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

May, 17 2010 127 chars (1 sms) 2773 views Funny

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What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?

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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->

''Banta is crying loudly.

''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

Baap: Beti tum muje

Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

When Sardar was

When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.

Aik Nars ka Mangaitar

Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.

JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY

Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

Tum Shadi K Baad

Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?

Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.

kissi din teri yadoon

kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon

ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey

During the match

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.

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