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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
  

May, 17 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2669 views       Funny

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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
Aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Don Se Shadi Ka Intezar to Bachan Family ke 11 Larkiya kar Rahi hai,
..
Don Se Shadi Karna Mushkel he nai.
Na Mumken Hai,
.~.
Kiyou ke.....
.~.

.~.
Don Shadi Shuda hai... :D
Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?






Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha
Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->