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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

May, 17 2010 127 chars (1 sms) 2069 views Funny

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Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????

SocHo......????

Nahi Pata....!!!!

Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->

Judge, Mujrim S

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

2009 K BAAD 2010 AYEGA,

Snday k baad Mnday Ayega,

Puray mahinay lìght nhi bill phr b Ayega,

Hum to Apse sirf itna hi kahenge,

K

"AESA KAROGE TO KON AAYEGA"

Man To Pathan:

Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->

Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

Wrong Number

After watching Bush''s treatment,

After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)

mai memon hun

Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...

Socho...........

Socho............

A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye

Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

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Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

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