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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

May, 17 2010 127 chars (1 sms) 2414 views Funny

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Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

kid teacher can i

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA

JAHAN KI GHURBAT MAI SUKON NAHI AAEGA
GHUM-E-TAUHEEN SE QUBOOL NAHI AAEGA
MAQLOOL KI FITRAT HAI E KAFIR
DIMAG KI DAHI HO JAEGI PR YEH SHER SAMAJH NAHI AAEGA...

wife:Suniye zara

wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi

Nights are totally

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!

Men always wonder

Men always wonder wat a woman want

!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .

And that is "ek chutki sindhur"

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

marriage is that rel

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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