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1 pathen n other
1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Sir 2 Student
Sir 2 Student
What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???
Student:- Sir Both R
Diconnected Wen
There Is
"No Currency"
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
kapade dhoye dhoby....
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
hum sab khaye gobi......;->
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
bina pese ke nahi koi haal
tum bhi kangal
hum bhi kangal
to phir aao khhelte hn
MISS CALL MISS CALL''
aik pathan dosry se
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
"Demag" Yar..... :->
Someone wrote to
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo
Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
''Usko dekha to
''Usko dekha to aisa laga ke battery to nikale ga Faraz kyunki wo shakal se hi chor lagta hai hahahahahahahah loot lia loot lia''
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420''
sidhi bat no bakwas
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That
.
.
.
.
He Is Often Wrong
But
Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
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