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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->

May, 17 2010 127 chars (1 sms) 2533 views Funny

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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

UpDate Msg...!!

UpDate Msg...!!!

Ek KAna Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray gA?

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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.

Now GirL RepLied

Muhbt Naam HAi MAn KA
Shro AnkhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haAn ye Hi muhBt hAi

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Motivational Thought

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..

but

But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

i know a lot about

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->

A simple bye make us cry,

A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!

Must Help Me

Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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