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" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->
  

May, 17 2010     127 chars (1 sms)     2443 views       Funny

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In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?


Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo''

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.


Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .





Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .




Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .






1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo



1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

.
“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
See Stars Are Blinking

Moon Is Shining

&

Breeze Is Singing

Because

I Ask them

To Greet You

A Special Night ... !!! :)
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best