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Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!
Since Den He Stopped
Wearing Shirt!!
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May, 17 2010
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Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..
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To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
SaRdar ji went
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
thora garam thanda z
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
funniest fact
Funniest Fact ...
When You Re-arrange
Word
"ELECTION RESULTS"
It Would Become
"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Hanso Cheeko
Hanso
Cheeko
Chillao
Uchlo Koodo
Seetiyan Maaro
Abu Ko Bataoo
Ami Ko Bataoo
Elaan Karwao
Bhangra Paao
Khush Ho Jao
K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
Santa was caught
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Shahid aur Kareena
Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..
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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))
Girls word in diff language
Girls word in diff language
Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa
In our sindhi?
Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Suno Aaj Aftar me
Suno
Aaj
Aftar me
Samose b thay
Cholay b thay
Kele b thay
Seb b thay
Angoor b thay
Chaat b thi
Sharbat b tha
Bas 1Teri kAmi Thi
PAkoRe.. :->
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