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Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

May, 17 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2791 views Funny

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Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa

Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapis aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht Khushi howi sab ko Taalian Bajatay"

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?

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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->

Faqeer Rupia Dede Baba" .

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

what is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab

Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,

Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!

Milli Naghma

Milli Naghma

Hm Sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain

Hm Sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm Sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan

Hm Sb Hain

''Be_Imaan !!''

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