Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
  

May, 17 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2330 views       Funny

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Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine



Happy Valentine

For Others



Watch Aalim Online ;->


Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->


This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,

In other words I have wasted too much time
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!




Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->