''Girl to Sheikh

''Girl to Sheikh
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
  

May, 24 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2351 views       Funny

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Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
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XCUSE ME....
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I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
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Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
akhiyan udeek diyan dil wajan mar da,








Aaj aj tey dholna din wey aitwaar da, aja tenu akhiya udeek diyan
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!


Wow...




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