''Girl to Sheikh

''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''

May, 24 2010 163 chars (2 sms) 2802 views Funny

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knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D

Ek admi BathRooM

Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke bad nikla..
Bahir bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
20 rupay do.
Aadmi bola:
main BathROoM mai betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah .. Wah.... Wah

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah

Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!

A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat

A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

When i dont get ur sms!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi“ ;->

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

panjwein din honee lardai

modern dictionary

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

BB hum sharminda hain

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D

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