''Girl to Sheikh

''Girl to Sheikh
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
  

May, 24 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2984 views       Funny

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Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
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Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.
Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!
Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;->
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "