''Girl to Sheikh

''Girl to Sheikh
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''
  

May, 24 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2753 views       Funny

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Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
Arz Kia Hai :
Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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Inhi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy
Kabhi kehta thaa dost hamara k "JAAN BHI MAANGO TO HAZIR HAI" aaj apni biwi koo jaan kehta hai aur maango to inkaar karta hai.
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



&





Lie About Your Age. . . ;->
A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!