In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes, Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now? Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..! “BHOOKAY”
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna. Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
Reporter zardari se.!
Ap ke chehre par har waqt muskarahat hoti hai,
iss ka raaz? Zardari..!
Mai pakistani awam pe huns raha hon,
k muje sadar kaise banaya? ;->
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
