2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”

Oct, 11 2011 154 chars (1 sms) 3168 views Funny

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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana ho to

BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA

Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)

depressed boy asked an old man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

MaiNe nAyA MobiLE LiyA hy

JiS mE

USB

InfrAred

BLuE Tooth

DoubLE CAmErA

TouCh SCrEEn

Mp3 PLAyEr

2 GB MemOry

KuCh b nhi hy... :p :d :->

ICC has decided to shorten

ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA

I want to meet u

I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"

Ur sms is electrical

Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!

Are You KIDDING MAMA

Paki-Nursery Poem 2009

Baby Baby ...

Yes Mama !!

Eating Sugar ... ?

Are You KIDDING MAMA ... ? =P =D

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

By LAUGHING. . .

How. . . ? ? ?

B''coz

''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

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