2 lovers in park

2 lovers in park
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
  

Oct, 11 2011     154 chars (1 sms)     2405 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia


Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao


Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->

"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,

B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?


pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don''t Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Aap



aChey



Sachey


pYarey


ImaNdaR


SamAJhdar



AqalmAnD



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