In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes, Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now? Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..! “BHOOKAY”
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
