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2 lovers in park
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2 lovers in park
2 lovers in park
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Customer to waiter
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
have u ever noticed
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?
That
The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE
While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,
ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,
pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,
wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa
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HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
What Is Pure And Simple
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
What Foolish Concepts
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
1 Medical student ne apni
1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????
Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
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