zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do

zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do


1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
  

May, 05 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2222 views       Funny

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A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
Aap
IdEal
moDel


aChey


Sachey



piYarey



EemaNdaR



MukHLis



WaFadAr



Naik
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logon sey
door raha karo

Warna
woh bi "khraab" ho jaengey..
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.



Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.



Kiyn k DON K Pass tu

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Balance hi nahi hey :D
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made a U and is called Cartoon.

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->